10 REASONS WHY I SAY FUCK THE MTA

1. dont bother following the bus schedule, waking up extra early, and rushing out the house because they're NEVER on time.

2. forgot or lost your metro card ? YOUR ASSED OUT.


3. dont bother pressing the button to stop, they drive so fast and do not pay attention that they ALWAYS seem to stop at the next bus stop.


4. I know you see me running to catch the bus and i'm pretty close to catching it too, WHY THE FUCK YOU WONT STOP.


4. fair enough, i understand you don't wanna hold up traffic but i'm banging on the door, WHY THE FUCK YOU WONT OPEN.


5.  Ok, you're on break yeah we know, but its been 45mins now and i'm STANDING IN THE COLD.


6. why does this damn bus run every HOUR AND A HALF ???!!!


7. i know you've been sitting on ya ass for a long period of time and you're frustrated, aggy, and bitter but this is your damn job STOP BEING SUCH A DICK


8. you guys are jerks, its been an hr now, and now you tryna be polite; THE FUCK YOU MEAN NEXT BUS PLZ ?!


9. this bus is way too crowded for you to be PRESSING THE BREAKS THIS MUCH.


10. why must i shout every damn time for you to OPEN THE BACK DOOR !!!!


NY public transportation has to be the worst, I CANT TAKE IT !!!